Do you even double keyboard? Get on my level

Ok so this is what happened two days after I spilt tea on my laptop..

1.Most of the keyboard buttons stopped working
2.Now pc sends //////////;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;///// keys every few seconds
3.Touchpad started working (lols)

I fucking spilt half cup of tea on my laptop. Now keyboard doesn't work..
SAD SAD SAD BAD BAD BAD

I'll be in Germany near Stuttgart during June/July. If anyone is interested we could meet up. Let's fucking do it

you bunch of pussies

What the fuck did you just fucking do, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with doing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" action was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse pointer and moved along. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I hope you have a nice day!

So recently interest in bitcoins (currency of hackers) have really been growing. Here is popularity comparison between gangnam style

oh, the drama

I hope im moving out soon

Yep, that's my favorite art